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The fanfics on this
site can be divided into two categories: Sweet Iris fics (sweet and innocent; most of them are rated PG-13 and 18+
nonetheless) & Dirty Rachel fics (it's all in the name!).
It just wouldn’t do Harry Potter/Severus Snape. Slash! Rating: PG-13. Written by Rachel on Jan 12th 2011. Complete fic. Word count: 9.196
Author’s note: I rule! Okay, just a bit. Since my Snarry iPod
drabbles simply refused to get out of my head, I read them over once again. And
guess what: I suddenly saw a whole story in them! Mixed them around, wrote a whole day, and voila: It just wouldn’t
do! So, decide for yourself if you want to read the iPod drabbles first, or just skip them and get straight to the story that
was born out of them. If you’re a writer too, I recommend doing iPod drabbles, as it turned out to be quite inspirational
for me!
Snarry iPod drabbles Harry Potter/Severus Snape. Slash! Rating: PG-13. Written
by Rachel on Jan 9th 2011. Word count: 1.335
~ Pick a character, pairing or fandom you enjoy ~ Turn on your music player and put it on shuffle
~ Write a drabble that is related to each song that plays. (Rules are: you only have the time frame of the song in order to
write, no lingering and rewriting!) ~ Do ten of them and then post.
Mutatio Severus – A severe change Harry Potter/Severus
Snape. Slash! Rating: 18+. Written by Rachel in 2010/2011. Complete fic. Word
count: 61.196
Severus Tobias Snape, former Death
Eater. Dedicated to spying for the Order.
Harry James Potter, the-boy-who-lived.
Destined to end Voldemort.
Things they have in common: loyal
to Dumbledore and willing to give their life for the good cause. Yeah, that’s about it. There’s no way in hell
they’re ever going to be able to get along. No. Not a chance.
Harry
Potter and the Means to No End Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy. Slash! Rating:
18+. Written by Rachel in 2010. Complete fic. Word count: 67.773
The Battle of
Hogwarts has been fought. The war against Voldemort is over. Harry can go back to his normal life. But what is a normal life?
Sometimes, friendship can be found in an unexpected place and in an unexpected face: Draco Malfoy. And as troubles always
seem to find Harry, he lands himself into a new adventure. And this time Draco stands on his side.
Third time lucky (#1 in PWP trilogy) Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy. Slash! Rating: 18+. Written by Rachel on
March 18th 2010. Complete fic. Word count: 4.719
Harry Potter. The dark-haired, green-eyed good guy.
Draco Malfoy. The silvery-blonde, grey-eyed bad guy.
Two archenemies in detention together. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
The pot & kettle (#2 in PWP trilogy) Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy. Slash! Rating:
18+. Written by Rachel in May-July 2010. Complete fic. Word count: 14.586
Harry Potter. The glorious Savior of the Wizarding world.
Draco Malfoy. The hardly accepted bad guy.
Two different men who both barely survived the war. Is there more they have in common? Or will they always stay
archenemies?
Ginger up (#3 in PWP trilogy) Harry Potter/Draco
Malfoy. Slash! Rating: 18+. Written by Rachel in September 2010. Complete fic. Word count: 11.821. Warning:
BSDM fic!
Professor Potter. Well-respected teacher at Hogwarts, adored by students, parents and Hogwarts staff.
Healer-in-training Malfoy. Promising Healer, respected by the Hogwarts staff for showing devotion in rebuilding
the school and pursuing a career in spite of all the resistance he meets.
The friendship between the two men isn’t a secret, but there are some aspects in their relationship that
should remain a secret forever. Forever? Forever after!
Have a crappy Valentine's Day! Nick Carter (BSB). Rating: PG-13. Written by Iris on Feb 14th 2010. Complete fic. Word count:
3.208
What
do you do on Valentine's Day?
The Closet Backstreet Boys/*NSync. Slash!
Rating: 18+. Written by Rachel in 2009/2010. Regularly updated (added
page 7 to 18 on Feb 10th 2010). Current word count: 108.063
The Closet is a massive A/U (another universe) story. It has all guys from the Backstreet Boys and *NSync
in it. Some other popstars/actors might appear in it along the way too. The fic has nothing to do with boybands whatsoever,
the guys all meet through mutual friends or by coincidence. They meet up at The Closet. In The Closet. Outside The Closet.
They're coming out of The Closet. Whatever... ;)
Damn! those eyes Eminem/AJ McLean (BSB). Slash! Rating: 18+. Written by Rachel in July 2009. Complete fic. Word count: 39.388
An
unexpected meeting. A piercing look. Shocking discoveries. A noble gesture. New friendships. A first time. A first time of
many times. Prejudices and fights. An (un)expected turn of events. Addictions. A public statement. Violence. An ex out of
hell. A horrific, appalling deed...
Broken down AJ McLean (BSB). Rating: PG-13.
Written by Iris in June 2009. Complete fic. Word count: 15.214
What would you do if you met one of the Backstreet
Boys? Would you go crazy and scream? Would you play it cool and hope he likes you? Or would you wish you were back at home,
afraid that your idol isn't quite as perfect as you always dreamed?
Walk with me Eminem.
Rating: 18+. Written by Iris in July-November 2009. Complete fic. Word count: 30.280
Take a look in the life of one of the world's most famous rappers. Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem. Is he really the
tough-ass guy that hates women? Or is he just a regular guy who seems to attract trouble whenever he steps out of his house?
What girl in her right mind would go through the trouble of finding out? Right... a naïve girl who knows nothing about living
in Marshall's neighborhood.
Meet Iris.
The BSB slash series Backstreet Boys/*NSync. Slash! Rating:
18+. Written by Rachel in 2009. Periodically updated. Last updated: Nov 14th 2009
Your feelings towards one of your best friends
have changed. You think you're losing your mind when he clearly feels the same way about you. And then he tells you about
the other guys. And when eventually, finally you believe it all, a whole other range of options opens up too. Your mind's
bound to explode sooner or later. Unless something else explodes first!
Accidentally in love
Kevin Richardson (ex-BSB). Rating:
PG-13. Written by Iris in 2009/2010. Complete fic. Word count: 20.213
"I guess I didn't think at all when I made up the
plan of surprising the guys... I haven't been thinking at all for quite a while. My life's been a complete mess, I just had
to escape and have some fun with the guys."
Know it all Nick Carter (BSB), Aaron Carter. Rating:
PG-13. Written by Iris in April 2009. Complete fic. Word count: 9.566
"This is gonna be the
weirdest phone call you've had in your life. First of all, please don't hang up the phone before I'm finished. It will only
leave you confused, if not disturbed and annoyed. Second of all, I'm not trying to blackmail you or hurt you. On the contrary,
I'm calling you because I want to help you."
1001 thoughts, 1001 sweet words for you Skeet Ulrich (actor Scream, Jericho, Miracles etc). Rating: PG-13. Written by Iris in 2008. Complete fic. Word count: 12.585
Imagine the sweetest, cutest, most beautiful man
on earth. The one that makes your heart skip a beat and makes your knees go weak when you merely think of him. Got that image?
Now imagine that you walk into him in the streets. What? What!? No way! Or yes way?